2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
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Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.
Chewing probably takes a while for such a small dino.
i framed my favorite post
Just accidentally sent my dad ‘come smoke in here’. That was meant for my sister. Im now fucked
he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats
#DEADYou don’t even understand, there are actual tears.
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when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- they kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- obama won sex
- romney lost sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- monday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
(Source: joesphjonas)
xx
OH…MY…GLOB
i know you wanna smoke these lumps
(Source: mass-convulsion)
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
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i always get really excited for summer and then like 3 weeks into summer i want school to start again because i am bored and then 3 weeks after school starts i want it to be summer because i hate homewrok do you see why i am always unhappy
