theromanticstoner:

You playing though…….#stonercouple #smoke #stoner #stonernation #smoking #maryjane #marijuana #bong #bongrips #toking #sex #love #happiness #bongs

theromanticstoner:

You playing though…….#stonercouple #smoke #stoner #stonernation #smoking #maryjane #marijuana #bong #bongrips #toking #sex #love #happiness #bongs


kirstielovesart:

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

People were practically drinking hand sanitizer during that shit

(via sapiens-no-homo)


(via sm0keme0wt)



trvl:

super-katts-hat:

ohfunniest:

I HAVE AWOKEN

I swear to god this is the thing pascel does in rapunzel 

hahahah, this is adorable!

trvl:

super-katts-hat:

ohfunniest:

I HAVE AWOKEN

I swear to god this is the thing pascel does in rapunzel 

hahahah, this is adorable!

(via ethyne)


unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

(via w4nchor)


thotkage:

nsfwgpoy:

those nerds in high school who run like this

image

in my middle school there was a boy who wanted to be called Sasuke Uchiha and he wore a Sasuke cosplay to school everyday and one day he did this run down the stairs and broke his arm and apparently he told the principle it was the ‘Naruto run’ and then we were all banned from wearing Naruto headbands and doing this run and Naruto was put down as gang activity at our school

(via alwaysrunningoutof-time)


johannsebastianbitch:

You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

(via itneverfuckingendds)


thefoxxnextdoor:

My thing is, have sex whenever you decide to want to have sex. You want to have sex on the first night, go ahead. You want to have sex after 20 dates, go ahead. You want to never have sex, go ahead. People think that someone’s sexual choices actually coincide with their personality. If all you can think of someone’s worth is whether they want to have sex or not, then the problem is probably you.

(via loveisforthestupid)


littledangers:

woodpleaser:

when girls orgasm they be grabbin at shit that aint there kickin lamps over throwing pillows their eyes roll back and they recite ancient spells in the language of long lost civilizations

thats why I never satisfy women sexually its scary and I’m not here for it

this is horrible but so funny

(via f0rever--m0re)


rivalstruck:

soulsneasel:

why are bras called bras

battle ready armor

(via smutviolet)


alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

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